Food Hates You, Too (Gr. 2-5)
"If everyone hates different food,
Then couldn't it be true
That creamed chipped beef dislikes Gertrude,
And liver gags on Lou?"
This collection of poems will tickle your funny bone--and maybe your stomach, too. There are poems devoted to ice cream for cats, a limerick about toast, a brief poem about a praying mantis's recent meal, and even a few lines in praise of circus fare. We have food on the land, food underwater, and even some food in the sky.
These poems are funny when read to yourself, and funnier still when read aloud. Be sure to look closely at the illustrations!